Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How tall are you?
A: I am five feet and zero inches tall, or 152.4 centimeters, or 1.524 meters. Take that, non-Americans.

Q: Your eyes are a weird color, what's up with that?
A: My eyes are very slightly different colors. My left eye is blue and my right eye is green. It's really really subtle, and pretty much only noticeable in direct sunlight or on camera.

Q: How old are you?
A: I am nineteen.

Q: What is your natural hair color?A: You can tell a picture is old if my hair is long. When I cut it, it was left mostly virgin, so what you see there is what you get. It's kind of a light-medium ash brown. There's some baby blonde in there too from the sun.

Q: What MAC shade do you wear?A: For the majority of the year, I wear NC 15, and I darken up to NC 25 in the summer. I have yellow undertones and this seems to work, despite the fact that cool tones are supposed to be pink? I don't know, dude.

Q: How many red lipsticks do you own? For real, though.
A: Oh my god I probably own at least 40. Pardon me while I slink into the shame cave never to be seen again.

Q: Holy moses, that's a shit ton of lipsticks. Which one is your favorite?
A: First of all, how dare you even ask me to pick a favorite? Second of all, if my life depended on it, my favorite red would be Covergirl Hot Passion. My favorite oxblood would be Wet N Wild Cherry Bomb.

Q: Do you wear makeup every day?
A: Absolutely not. I only wear makeup about four days a week. But when I do...

More to come as you grow ever curiouser, little bugs.